Obama schools UConn in HORSE

Obama shows off his skills. Look out...President Ahmadinejad.


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Morning News Roundup

• Waterboarding used 266 times on 2 suspects. Who knew Khalid Shaikh Mohammed loved to swim so much? - NY Times
  
• Britain looks for real life "Q" - AP via Fox40
• Boehner discusses farts. GOP has apparently made it to 4th grade - Daily Kos
• Father of Slumdog actress attempts to sell her. Hopefully someone can use the money to help him join the castrati - News of the World
  
• Pot vs. booze debate for 4/20. Respectable online journalism, indeed - Huffington Post
• Disney teaching English to children in China. Andy Mooney, chairman of Disney Consumer Products Worldwide, who put a Mickey Mouse sculpture in the foyer, created diction lessons starring Lilo and Stitch and has named lessons after Buzz Lightyear, noted that, "We never saw this as an effort to teach the Disney brand and Disney characters." - WSJ
• Emma Hendrickson, 100, becomes oldest competitor in U.S. Bowling Congress Women's Championships - ESPN
  

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Jews kvetching about NFL schedule

The Jews Jets have been calling the NFL head office to complain about the 2009 schedule. Two games coincide with Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur. For Jewish season ticket holders, this would mean that they would miss 25% of the team's home games (ed. note - equivalent to 1 of the 4 questions).

What Would Brett Favre Do?

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/2009/04/15/2009-04-15_jewish_fans_jolt_jets_nfl.html
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Madden to Retire, Eat

Hall-of-Famer John Madden is set to retire after 30 years in the NFL.

Frank Caliendo's career was unavailable for comment.
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